I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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