They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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