so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
