Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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