im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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