they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
