just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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