quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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