Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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