They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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