I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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