there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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