My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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