He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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