Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize
