Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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