But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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