So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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