Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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