And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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