Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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