So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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