seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He called his prostate his "boner button".
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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