Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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