FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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