you win again, gameday.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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