Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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