haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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