me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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