Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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