you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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