She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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