He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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