she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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