There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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