your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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