i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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