dude i'm inner monologue high
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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