They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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