think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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