Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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