i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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