No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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