What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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