those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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