She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Come see our sink grown plant.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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