I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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