Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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