You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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