The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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