ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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