so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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