i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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