wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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