Sponge bath it is.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
