i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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