is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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