my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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